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Follow the link and fight me!

It's in French, but it's really easy to understand.

If not, then just go to [link] and translate.

~Crystal

If you aren't addicted to Gaia Online yet, you should be.

Follow the link and tell 'em crystalsmuse sent ya. ~_O

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Also... Whuddle World is THE place to be. It's safe, fun and free!
Please help them out by following the link, joining up and telling them crystalsmuse sent you their way.

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I thought I'd post my film ettiquet rules I wrote a while back. It's one of my pet peeves when someone breaks them.

Crystal’s Film Etiquette Guidelines

Do not talk constantly while shooting film.
Keep the camera very still. Do not move the camera from side to side, or up and down as this makes the viewers dizzy.
Take time to experiment and practice with the video camera, become acquainted with it.
Learn how to use any special options.
Consider arranging a trial dial-up conference.
Make a checklist of shots that need to be completed before the event ends.
Show interest in all the guests.
To avoid loss of picture quality, move in a fluid, non-distracting way.
Move and gesture normally, but avoid swaying, rocking, or pacing.


Incredible, no?

Has anyone ever heard of 8-bit theatre? I'm sure someone has. It's the best online comic EVER. Even if I had the worst day in the history of all the worst days ever, I can go to [link] and be all happy and tingly again... Go there! I command you!

...Please?...

Another retard came in to see me today...:
I run the one-hour photo machine at work, and we have a digital picture machine that people can opporate themselves. The machine is touch screen. And we get a lot of old people in the store. Thoes two things are not very good bed fellows. But it makes for interesting dialouge...
Old Lady standing at the digital machine - "So, how do I start?"
I groan internaly...
Me - "Press the 'start' button."
Old Lady - "Where is it?"
Me - "It's that button thats a blue oval that says 'start'."
Old Lady - Starts randomly pushing on things every where BUT the screen... anything that even remotly looks like a button.
Old Lady - "It's not working."
Me - "It's a touch screen, you have to push the 'start' button on the screen."
Old Lady - "I don't see it..."
Me - *ball fists* I walk over to the screen and touch the 'start' button which is ON THE SCREEN OF THE TOUCH SCREEN LIKE I SAID A HUNDRED TIMES!
Old Lady - "Oh, on the screen... but my husband told me to not touch screens..."
Me - My throat involintarily makes a strangling sound... "This is a TOUCH screen, you can touch it."
Old Lady - "Well, this is too hard... I think I'll come back later..."
Me - *does a silent prayer*


HEY!!! ALL YOU RETARDS OUT THERE!!!!!
STAY OUT OF MY STORE!!!!